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A little old lady wanted to join a biker club. She knocked on the door of a local biker club and a big, hairy, bearded biker with tats all over his arms answered the door.
She looked at him and said "I want to join your biker club." The biker laughed a bit and told her that she needed to meet certain requirements before she could even be considered.
So, the biker continued, "You have a bike?" The little old lady says "Yea, that's my Harley" and points to a 65í Sportster parked in the drive.
The biker nods and asks "Do you smoke?" The little old lady says "Yea, I smoke a couple of cigars while I'm shooting pool."
The biker, impressed, then asks "Well, have you ever been picked up by the Fuzz?" The little old lady says "No, I've never been picked up by my fuzz, but I have been swung around by my nipples a few times."