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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?."
The husband looks up from his coffee, "I am just remembering when we
first met 20 years ago and started dating. You were only 16, and I was 21. Do you remember back then?" he says solemnly.
The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring, so
sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies.
The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your father caught us in having sex up against my Harley in the driveway?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.
The husband continues. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in
my face and said, either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?"
"I remember that too" she replies softly.
He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten out