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The Sheriff of a small Texas town walks out of his office and sees a blonde biker walking down the sidewalk with nothing on but his hat and boots.
He promptly arrests him for indecent exposure, and as he's locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
The biker says 'Well it's like this Sheriff. I was in the bar down
the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor
home with her so I did.'
'We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to take off my shirt, so I did.'
'Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants so I did.'
'Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts so I
did.'
'Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, Now go to town biker...and here I am.'
