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Two old bikers are riding their Harleys around Sturgis when they almost collide. The first biker says to the second one, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second biker says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for
my wife, too, and I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The first biker says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
The second biker says, "Well, she is tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes,
long legs, big firm breasts, and a tight butt. What does your wife look like?"
To which the first biker says, "Never mind; let's look for yours."
