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An elderly biker went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra.
The pharmacist asked, "How many?"
The old biker replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."
Upon hearing that the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex."
The old biker said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my boots."
