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A Harley rider, a Honda rider and a Suzuki rider all worked together building a skyscraper. They were eating lunch together one day on the 30th floor structure. The Harley rider said, 'Man, chicken again. If I have chicken in my bucket tomorrow, I'm jumping!' The Honda rider said, 'Crap, bologna again. If I have bologna in my bucket tomorrow, I'll jump, too!' The Suzuki rider said, 'Well, I've got rice again and if I have rice tomorrow, I'll jump, too!' The next day the Harley rider opened his bucket, had chicken, and jumped. The Honda rider had bologna and jumped. The Suzuki rider had rice, he jumped, too. The funerals were held together and the wives of the three were talking. The Harley widow said, 'If I had only known, I would not have packed chicken.' The Honda widow said the same about bologna. The Suzuki widow just shrugged her shoulders and said, 'Don't blame me, he packed his own lunch!'