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A biker goes to the doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.
The lab tech says to him, "I'm sorry, Mr. Smith, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent at the same time and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, it is either bad or terrible!"
"What do you mean?"
"Well, one Mrs. Smith tested positive for Alzheimer's, the other Mrs. Smith has tested positive for AIDS, and we can't tell which is your wife's results."
"That's terrible! Can you just do the test over?"
"Normally, yes, but because you have an HMO and they won't pay for these expensive tests more than once in a year, we can't repeat the test until next year."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
Looking stumped, the lab tech finally answers, "Why don't you just put your wife on your bike, ride to the outskirts of town, drop her off, and if she remembers her way home, don't sleep with her!"