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A biker gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.
He sits down next to her, and asks, 'I've never had sex with a nun before. Wadda ya think?'
'No,' she replies, 'I'm married to God.'
She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.
The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the biker and says 'I can tell you how to have sex with her.'
'Yeah?' says the biker.
'Yeah', says the bus driver. 'She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday Night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God.'
The biker thanks the bus driver for the tip and decides to give it a try. The following Tuesday night he arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested.
'I am God,' he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face, 'I have ordained it. You must have sex with me.'
The nun agrees without question, and in a very quiet high-pitched voice begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.
God agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.
As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. 'Ha-Ha,!' he cries, 'I am the biker from the bus!'
The nun then throws back her head covering and cries, 'Ha-Ha, I'm the bus driver!'