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I rode down to the US Patent Office trying to register some of my inventions. I walked up to the main desk to sign in and the lady pulled out a form to fill out. She asked for my personal info, wrote it down and then asked me what I had invented.
I said, 'A folding bottle.'
She said, 'Okay. What do you call it?'
'What else do you have there?'
'A folding carton.'
'OK, what do you call it?'
She snickered and said, 'Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds a bit crude.'
I was so upset by her comment I grabbed the form and left the office
without even telling her about my folding bucket!