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Step 1) Bush wants us to cut down on the amount of gas we use. The best way to do this is to immediately deport the 11 million illegal immigrants that are currently in our country! That would be 11 million less people using our gas. If Bush thinks this is a viable solution, the price of gas would drop significantly.
Step 2) Bring enough of our troops home from Iraq to properly guard the border. When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him a canteen, rifle, ammo and ship him to Iraq to replace one of our troops. If he wants to come to America he must serve a tour in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while there and tax him on it. After his tour, him and his family may become US citizens because he helped defend our country. Him and his family will be registered, taxed and must follow the same rules as all other US citizens.
The above plan is simple, easy to manage, will deter illegal immigration, provide a means for our troops to come home from Iraq, while at the same time provide immigrants a way to make a better life for themselves.
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo. Either way, problem solved!