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1. COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that with the mad cow disease scare going around, our government can track a cow that was born in Canada almost three years ago, right down to the stall where she now sleeps in the state of Washington, and can track each of her calves to their stalls...but, we're unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow?
2. THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys over 200 years ago and we're not using it anymore.
3. THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason we can't post the Ten Commandments in a courthouse that reads 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' & 'Thou Shall Not Lie' is because the building is full of lawyers, judges and politicians.
